Stuff you don't need to know about me

I'm as tall as a 6'4" tree

I weigh slightly more than a small donkey

I watch Survivor

I like Mikes Hard Cranberry Lemonade

I used to have a wicked crush on Kathie Lee Gifford, but now that's just embarrassing

I have a friend who was on Degrassi. He loves it when I bring that up

I was a high school band geek

I play poker

I've been on TV

And the movies

And the radio

I've flown first class to Paris

I've taken the Greyhound to Kelowna

I've woken up with more people than I went to bed with

I used to smoke

But I didn't inhale

I used to have a wicked crush on Ricki Lake. But now that's just weird

I love Bellinis from Cactus Club. And fish tacos

I am fascinated by midgets